Hello!

Hello everyone,

My name is Brian The Lion (though I usually miss out The, it's not a very good middle name anyway!) and I travel around the world and generally have lots of fun. It's quite good being a lion. I don't have to go to work, like the humans do, and people often think I'm cute (can't blame them for that - have you seen my photo!) and so I get to have my picture taken in all sorts of places.

This week I am in Orlando, Florida, USA. Not a place renowned for lions, I'll grant you that. If I had been an alligator, well, that would have been a bit tricky. This place is crawling with alligators (sometimes literally!).

Of course, being a civilised lion, I don't eat humans. I much prefer places like Pizza Hut (that marinara Tuscani pasta is to die for! Mmmmmm!) though I try to keep off the desserts. A lion has to watch his waistline, and besides, I have to leave room for the odd zebra - oooops, sorry, just ignore that!

I like to go shopping, and it's amazing how fast the mall empties when a lion walks in. I suppose they just know instinctively that I like my privacy! I usually get pretty good service, too, nobody argues with me, ever. These humans are so nice!

From time to time I'll be making posts on here, telling you all about my adventures and putting pictures on, as soon as I've figured out how to do it! The man who sold me the laptop seemed to be a little nervous, or maybe he was just in a hurry, so he didn't show me. Oh well, I'm sure I'll be able to do it soon.

I have a couple of friends who I'd like to say hello to. Kaylee and Spencer. You live in England somewhere. I haven't been there yet but I think I might go soon. One day I might even get to meet you. I hope so, as you both look very tasty - oooops, sorry, I mean friendly! Silly me! :)

I am having such fun here in Florida. It's really warm and sunny here, just how I like it. I just learned how to play golf. The humans call it mini golf, but I'm only 12 inches tall so it's not very mini to me. All I need now is a 4 inch golf club and I'll be even better at it. For the moment, though, I'm off swimming. I'm sure the humans will make plenty of room for me when I get down there.

Hope you enjoy my blog. See you soon.

Brian The Lion